“A Snake Swallowed My Cock!”… and Other True Stories….

 In today’s Blog:

IMG_2221In Mobi-Babble – “Sonny Boy takes over”; “The Joys of Parenthood”; and “Lek is Angry”.

In More Notes From a Tainted Paradise – “A Snake Swallowed my Cock”; “Police deploy ‘superheroes’ to intimidate criminals”; “No Worries with Stress-Free Xanax-laced Nipples”; “You Wanker” and “Pob The Ghost”.

In More Mobi-Mini-Movie-Reviews – I review The Hateful Eight; Brooklyn, and The Danish Girl.

In Mobi-Pics – I publish the second of three batches from the beautiful Barnsdale Gardens in Rutland

In The Six Wives of Mobi D’Ark: Book Two; “SUZI”, I publish three more draft chapters 

*

Mobi-Babble

Sonny Boy takes over!

IMG_3201red

Daily life in the Mobi-household rumbles along in its own inimitable, chaotic fashion.

Since the arrival of Sonny Boy the Bulldog, it is like we have a new baby in the house. The crazy, stubborn mutt is still a baby and he behaves just like a baby.

According to the experts, Bulldogs are happy to sleep all day and they only become active during their daily walks.

Well, the experts should tell that to Sonny. From morning to night, he is up to mischief. He wants to play all the time with our other dogs – particularly Micky our Labrador and is not at all discouraged when the Shi Tzus snap at him. He just waddles away for a few minutes to lick his wounds, before returning to play again.

Then, when we finally manage to keep him away from the other three dogs, (who only want to sleep) he will chew anything in sight, including…. 

Click Here to Continue Reading: “Mobi-Babble”

*

More Notes From a Tainted Paradise – 6th March 2016

A Snake Swallowed My Cock!

SNAKEA prize cock’s fighting career was brought to an abrupt end when he was eaten by a python.

The cock, worth 40,000 baht, ($1,300) was in his pen at the home of his owner in Northern Bangkok when the 4-meter python somehow snuck in and ate him – spurs an’all.

The cock owner said she arrived to feed the cock on Saturday morning but found the python in the pen with a visibly swollen belly. She immediately alerted local rescue workers, who came to capture the snake.

Click Here to Continue reading: “Notes from a Tainted Paradise”

*

The 2016 Oscars – More “Mobi-Mini-Movie-Reviews”

In my last blog, I stated that I would be reviewing The Room but I can’t do that yet as I still haven’t seen it. Instead, I will review The Hateful Eight, along with The Danish Girl and Brooklyn.

The Hateful Eight

The-Hateful-Eight-UK-Poster-834x1024Although tipped as an early runner for a heap of Oscars, in the end, the only nominations it received were for best supporting Actress (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and for cinematography and music. About par for a Tarantino film. It won for music. (Ennio Morricone)

I have always been a keen fan of Quentin Tarantino, who wrote and directed this epic western, but I don’t think it is one of his best. Having said that, I am not a particular fan of the western genre, as in my younger days,  it was done to death, both by Hollywood and by the television networks.

But of course, a Tarantino western is no ordinary western. …

Click Here to Continue Reading: “More Mobi-Mini-Movie-Reviews”

*

Mobi-Pics – UK 2015 (17)

Barnsdale Gardens – Batch No.2

Here is the second of three batches of photographs taken in the gorgeous Barnsdale Gardens, near Oakham, Rutland.

IMG_2180

Click Here To See: “Mobi-Pics”

*

The Six Wives of Mobi D’Ark: Book Two; “SUZI”

originalI’ve been pretty busy over the last few weeks writing website content but I have also managed to find time to write three more chapters of my new novel – SUZY

Today I am posting new chapters (8, 9 & 10) along with the old chapters 1-7 that I posted in my last blog. These earlier chapters have undergone some more revisions and they will continue to evolve as I get feedback and continue the editing process.

Click on any chapter under the Table Of Contents below to find the start of the chapter you wish to read.

Happy reading.

Click Here to Read the First 10 Chapters of: “SUZI”

*

AZZY

Here’s what the professional reviewers say:

azzy

“This is definitely a good read! I do have to warn you; do not read it, and expect to get any sleep.”

“The Six Wives of Mobi D’Ark deserves a rating of 5 Boundless stars only because 10 isn’t a choice.”

“I absolutely LOVED this book, and would be thrilled to give honest reviews on the rest of this series.”

Buy on Amazon UK: AMAZON UK

Or

On Amazon.com: AMAZON.COM

 

IMG_2609crop